The Legend of Equip > Pants is a vintage 2013 pantsventure RPG for busy people who appreciate only the choicest, most delicious puns.

It takes place in an alternate universe where an old man in a cave would hand Link some wooden underwear instead of a sword (if there were old men living in caves). 

The game unveils itself as a series of brief episodes because who has the energy to stay invested in 40-hour long RPG plots anymore? I sure don't.


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This game is really charming. I love the aesthetic of the game which makes it feel like you are playing it on an old tv. The conversations and quips between the characters are also really funny. I can't believe i missed a bunch of conversations and collectibles. It's really enjoyable and I can't wait for episode 3